Where the calories live
The piña colada mix brings the biggest share of the calories here, about 64 percent of the batch, with the light rum next in line.
Bottled piña colada mix frozen in a Deluxe pint, then loosened with a pour in of light rum and pineapple juice. Beach bar slush, no blender required.
A beach bar slush without the blender, the line, or the flight; pineapple and coconut pour out of the pint frosty and smooth, with rum loosening it into a proper sip. It suits hot tub evenings, holiday daydreams, and anyone who puts a little paper umbrella in on principle.
A few simple ingredients for a big, delicious idea.
Pour the water and piña colada mix into an empty Deluxe pint up to the drinkable fill line and stir to combine.
Place the storage lid on the Deluxe pint and freeze for 24 hours.
Take the Deluxe pint out of the freezer and remove the storage lid. Add the pour in ingredients, equal parts light rum and pineapple juice, up to the max fill line, then set the pint up in the machine.
Select FULL, then use the dial to select FROZEN DRINK and let the program turn the frozen base into a pourable colada.
When processing is complete, transfer the piña colada to a glass and serve immediately.
Nutrition guide
Per serving · 1 of 2 servings from one Deluxe pint
Proper dessert energy: rich and satisfying, the way a scoop should be.
The piña colada mix brings the biggest share of the calories here, about 64 percent of the batch, with the light rum next in line.
The pour is part of the flavor and part of the math: about 29 percent of the calories in every glass come from the alcohol itself.
A half serving with fresh fruit on the side keeps all the flavor and halves everything on this panel.
Estimated from the ingredients exactly as written, using standard reference values for each ingredient. Your brands and swaps will shift the numbers a little. Daily values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Use water or extra pineapple juice for the pour in instead of the rum mixture. The frozen base stays the same.
Add 2 to 4 additional tablespoons of your pour in after processing, then select respin for a more sippable drink.
Break up the sides with a spoon and select respin. The second pass folds the icy wall back into the drink.
That one freezes coconut rum, coconut milk, and juice together in the vessel. This pint version freezes a simple mix base and adds the rum at spin time, so the texture pours like a shaken colada.